Movie's  acting  by Long John Baldry.





1971 "Up the Chastity belt."

(Long John Baldry as "Little John")





1971 Long John Baldry as "Little John"


The Queen of England gives birth to twins. In order to protect the blood line one is kept and the other hidden in a pig style and is raised to think it's mother is the pig. Lurkalot is the one raised by pigs who doesn't know his past. He makes a good living as a servant, selling chastity belts on the side. When his master's castle is lost to Sir Braggart de Bombast, Lurkalot must fight to protect his daughter, eventually travelling to the missions to bring back his master. On the mission he uncovers that his twin is Richard the Lionheart and he is of Royal stock and must bring them both back.








2002 "Snow Queen."

(Long John Baldry voice of  "Rutger the Reindeer")


"Snow Queen"

Ever since her mother was found dead in the snow when she was eight, Gerda hated winter and kept herself safely hidden away from it as well as the rest of the world. It isn't until the new bellboy at her father's inn, Kai, takes notice of her that she begins to live again. However, just as the pair fall in love, Kai suddenly becomes cold and hateful. As he tries to fight his new nature, a mysterious woman dressed all in white comes to the inn and takes Kai away. Only Gerda believes he is still alive. With all of her faith, love, and courage, she will jorney through each season until it leads her to Kai and The Snow Queen.
Bridget Fonda, Duncan Fraser, Rachel Hayward, Suzy Joachim, Robert Wisden, Long John Baldry, Wanda Cannon, Jennifer Clement, Jim Byrnes, John De Santis, Kira Clavell, Chelsea Hobbs, Jeremy Guilbaut, Meghan Black, Jessie Borgstrom, Morris Bart & Kimberly C. Anderson, Rhys Lloyd, Alexander Hoy, Trever Havixbeck, Kris Pope, Daniel Gillies, Sage Brocklebank, Markus Welby, Adrian Holmes, Richard Coombs, Dan Payne
Director: David Wu






                               Rutger                                     Rutger                                 Rutger                               Rutger












Movie's with songs performed by Long John Baldry.





   1987 Home Is Where the Hart Is.

Long john Baldry: (writer: "The Luckiest Man Alive" / performer: "The Luckiest Man Alive")



1989 The Tall Guy (performer:

"Let The Heartaches Begin") 




   1994 Deadly Advice

(performer: "Let the Heartaches Begin") 




   2005 Bloodsuckers (TV movie)

("Like You Promised")





Long John Baldry


Thanks to Jeff Edmunds and Paul Harris - (c) 2011 Eli Maas